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Thursday, 4 September, 2008



Should you find yourself in the possession of 7 million dollars in jewelry and one million in cash in your home, you might want to consider some sort of security system.  Never mind the fact that Floyd here is offering a 100 thousand dollar reward, that my cover the deductible, assuming he had the jewels insured in the first place.  Whoever said brains and money are a good combination?
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One would think you would hear more of this sort of thing.  An elementary school teacher on leave for being drunk while teaching class.  I can only imagine dealing with those little monsters on a day to day basis would drive anyone to the bottle.
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September 12 on TV you can watch Darren Taylor do one of two things.  He'll either commit suicide or get into the record books for diving from the largest height into the smallest amount of water.  Either way, how he climbs the ladder without his giant balls of steel getting in the way is a feat in and of itself.
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Wednesday, 3 September, 2008



Apparantly, the sound of this type of machine gets Momma hot and bothered.  According to a British psychological study, the sound of a luxury car gets women worked up.
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Need an excuse to avoid commitment?  Thanks to genetics, you can avoid marriage due to a gene that allows you to be a man whore.  Go ahead and print this off for the old lady.  Good luck!
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The vacation from hell.  It seems sometimes when one thing goes wrong, there is a steady stream of bad events of which will really ruin your good time.  Although, as bad as this was, it sure is amusing for the rest of us.
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Tuesday, 2 September, 2008



Yeah, the pope has a problem with this.  Some call it art and artists are defending the four foot high piece.  However, the Vatican doesn't share the same point of view.  I guess everyone will be flocking to the museum to see it before it goes away.
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Bring out your dead!  An 18-year-old Boy Scout just got his Merit Badge in "Black Death" after he contracted bubonic plague in Wyoming.  I think there may be some nervous people up there. 
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There are right ways and wrong ways of achieving a certain ends to a means.  Take for example this genius who demonstrates for all the wrong way of making his crank a little longer for his new bride.  If your plan could possibly include doctors sticking needles in places you would rather not, you might want to re-think your plan.
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This is a bit of a drastic way of dealing with an embolism.  But, if you are ready to attempt self amputation, you might want to consider the right tool for the job.  The last thing you would want is to be considered a "hack" when it comes to these sorts of things. 
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