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uptight people with sticks up their rectums.              Jokes by MOOSE.
September 7, 2008
A Teacher's Story

My five-year old students are learning to read.

Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,

'Hey, look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

Startled, I took a deep breath, and then asked...

'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'

And so it did...

'A f r i c a n Elephant'


It isn't widely known, but the first toilet seat was invented by a Polish scientist in the 16th century.

The invention was later modified by an Irish inventor who put a hole in the seat.

 

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